Home sick with the TV

After three days of sharing the spit bucket and the TV remote with my kids, we've come to some mutual agreements...

Toon time - Chowder is disgusting! And yes, he is very much a boy (there was question at first.) They love him, I do not. Seems to be the next up-and-coming Sponge-Bob-esque character who makes it appropriate to belch, fart and say words that are naughty but flow over the heads of kids and parents as acceptable. (ie: Hello, S-Bob works at the Crusty Crab in Bikini Bottom.) - Smurfs are adorable. Papa Smurf so wise, and Smurfette so blonde and really a needed addition of estrogen in the all-testosterone blue community. Why blue? It only makes sense with so many men, so little women and barely a stitch of clothing. - The classics are just that - classics. Huckleberry Hound is a true heroic example of modesty and honor. - Watching Snagglepuss is the best form of vocab-building. A few of my favorites from today: "Heavens to mergatroy" - "And the mocking bird is mocking" - "forthwith" - "for shame" - Tom and Jerry, at the other end of the spectrum, prove that wit and clever writing can only take you so far. Bonking him on the head with a giant hammer is always funny. My son asked me to turn it up so he could hear it. "It has no words!"

Chick Flicks - Though watching chick flicks will lead to great bonding with your nine-year-old daughter, it also leads to questions about sex. - Men and boys hate anything to do with chick flicks.

Super Heros - Men and boys love anything to do with super heros. - An entire 30-minute show can consist of grunts, sound effects and "hi-yaa."

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